Listen to Smile When You Poop
An author-read Advance Reader Listening Edition of the book.
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A Note for Advance Readers
Thank you for experiencing Smile When You Poop before publication.
These are author-read early-reader recordings of the manuscript. They are not the finished audiobook, so you may hear a stumble, restart, or other little evidence that an actual human being recorded them.
Please keep the manuscript and listening links within the advance reader group rather than distributing them publicly.
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